With a price tag of just $99, we weren't expecting the Ouya's hardware to have ten-core processors and eight bajillion gigs of RAM. The price-appropriate tech specs are as follows:

Nvidia Tegra 3 processor

1 GB of RAM

8 GB of internal storage (expandable via USB)

Wi-Fi and ethernet connectivity

Included along with the Ouya is a single Bluetooth-enabled gamepad.

Rumor has it that two vowels, who wish to remain anonymous, felt left out in the Ouya naming process. One of the jilted letters is even quoted as saying, "This is an outrage. Y isn't even a real vowel." Y has yet to be reached for comment.