We promised you kitties and we're not ones to disappoint our loyal fans.

A few tips regarding kitties:

Follow the proper kitty petting procedure.

No matter what, your kitty will always hate mondays.

If you fuse your kitty with a cherry pop tart, and launch it into space, the results will be spectacular.

Kitties like chemistry.

Never trust a grin without a kitty.

In the words of the great Bob Barker, "help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered. Goodbye everybody!"