Just when we think all hope is lost, a tool descends upon us from the repair heavens as Morgan Freeman's voice booms throughout our teardown room.

Behold! The oOpener!

A tool rumored to open any orange in the universe, we had only heard about the oOpener in old repair myths shared around company campfires.

While most disassembly tools, such as the iOpener, can be fabricated, the oOpener is said to only be available to those who are pure of heart, mind, and vision of a repair-friendly world.