Grab your grave-robbing shovels plastic cards, 'cause it's time to exhume this sucker—er, battery.

What is this devilry? The battery is pinned by some form of dark magic—or maybe a stray screw?

Stateside, we get this one, last, coherent message before strings of expletives:

[7:29:22] Walter Galan: It's the worst battery ever.

Not even removing this mysterious screw helps. It's almost enough to make us cry for our mummy!